Mon, Sep 29, 2014
The night comes, the two on the bed, and he is already starting impatiently
snort and rub … Why not support his attempts? But how
imagine: first prelude (and I already brushed my teeth), then he
a fit of passion will begin to undress (and my clothes are expensive, suddenly
sever it?), then come down with all the weight … Well, and upon completion
scanty or not very process all around: shower, brushing your teeth,
cream, dressing … And the clock is past midnight, and tomorrow is early for work …
Maybe he, this sex?
If you really do not want (or want, but not so soon),
we recommend using the most effective female excuses.
They are time tested, and even our great-grandmothers using them
left our bearded great-grandfathers disappointed
perplexity.
�”I have a headache”
Well, this is the leader of the leaders. Classic acting even on
hyper excited male. You need to say a little bit slow
eyes closed and grimacing. Declare as an ultimatum
so that no other questions arise.
Минусы: хитрые и подлые men научились портить
classic answers like: “And I have for you pill, now
all we will treat. Do you know the worst thing? If really up
this headache, “pill” helps.
�”I have to get up early tomorrow”
Excuse, in all ages is in second place after the “sick
head “. But it works almost as smoothly. You need to pronounce it
a bit annoyed (in the spirit of “look at the clock, male
room! ”).
Минусы: особо настырные men могут попытаться
to persuade: “Well, we quickly, five minutes.” If you do not want
give up, you can “kill” the macho with the phrase: “And for the most
is capable? Then there are two options: either rushes to prove, or
turn away and offended zopit.
�“Children will hear us (mother, grandmother, aunt Toma from
Saratov …) “
Excellent tool, especially acting on shy men.
One idea of how the door opens in the process,
the light turns on, and on the threshold all relatives look at you with reproach,
plunges him into horror.
Минусы: невпечатлительные men практически не
react to this excuse. But the “antidote” is: ask politely
wait for his children and relatives to fall asleep. Only
quiet, and hands do not dismiss! Perhaps this dog will fall asleep minutes after
ten…
�“How can you think about sex when Aunt Toma is sick?”
in Saratov!”
It doesn’t matter that Aunt Toma has a cold. It doesn’t matter that she is “sick” when
any opportunity, just to cause sympathy in the heartfelt
relatives. The main thing is to confidently put pressure on the conscience of a man
rightly angry at his harassment attempts. How can he!
Insensitive stump!
Минусы: а вдруг он так проникнется, что не захочет
sex, until Aunt Toma does not report a joyful recovery? (at
run – never). What to do if you suddenly want to
have sex? So be careful with this excuse.
If excuses did not work …
Humble contemptuously, dropping his eyes to the groin area
men
Все мы знаем, что потенция и размер достоинства для men —
so sick themes that you can only touch them in
in a positive way. Any half hint is a low blow in direct and
figuratively.
Минусы: осторожней с этим. Use for men only
with a normal sense of humor and self-worth. Otherwise, the uneven hour, his
my friend will be sad forever …
Pretend to be asleep
If a man is not a pervert and does not practice sleeping violence
girls, he posopit-sigh … and on the side. In the morning there will be a little
offended, but we know how to raise his mood, right?
Минусы: особо наглый (или inзбужденный) мужчина может
start waking up. Well, or not believe in the simulation, especially if
start snoring and smacking hard.
Instead of an afterword
Otmazyvaytes more otmazyvaytes more, but do not forget that
Better good sex can only re good sex. BUT
you can sleep in old age too, be it wrong.
Comments
Victor 10.22.2016 A good man for a woman is like a doctor, because in
time orgasm the whole body of a woman permeates a powerful stream
cosmic energy, as a result all cells are rejuvenated
organism. With that – free of charge in contrast to different creams,
balms and surgeries. But for this woman must be able
get an orgasm, although many women are not able to it. So by
61% of women have never experienced orgasm (frigidity),
so they try to give up sex. If the wife does not want
доставить удоinльствие сinему мужу, такую женщину надо бросать или
find a replacement on the side. At the same time, of the remaining 39% only a third
experiences an orgasm with every lovemaking. Fix this
ситуацию inзможно тренировкой женских мышц
http://id-infoproduct.com/land/ladyssecret/?ab=1, either by
erotic massage, or finding an adequate man. Paul
10/13/2016 Garbage, not an article. My wife is begging, not me
her … apparently not everyone met real men who make
women “to write”;) with happiness …
