Fri, Feb 14, 2014
Сегодня, в день Святого Valentine, мы решили пойти вразрез
stereotypes and create material dedicated to ideas for unsuccessful
gifts for the beloved holiday of all lovers. Why? It is too
may be useful, because love often ends, and sometimes it
ends on the eve or in bright for many romantic
natur day. So how can we pay back for shattered love and
get out of an unpleasant situation with dignity?
День святого Valentine совпал с неудержимым желанием поставить
fat point in a relationship? Well, then go ahead – for the most unfortunate
a gift. The moment is right – store shelves on the eve of 14
February already heavily loaded with coarse trinkets, wither
stunted bouquets in flower shops, and the Chinese industry
generous to thousands of plush monsters compressing in synthetic
paws flaming hearts. So – go ahead, because the choice of unsuccessful
gifts so great that it will be difficult to miss.
For him
Men’s Sets
A great option – after all, he is already in horror waiting for the next set
�”Gel + deodorant” on February 23, so why not apply a double
hit? You can make up these hateful hygiene products.
excellent company by choosing aftershave and shampoo.
The four of these cans and bottles will be much more fun.
The main thing – do not make a mistake with the store – you should look for such a gift in
ordinary supermarkets, it is desirable to buy what is exposed on
sale. You can add peppercorn by selecting expired products.
And for dessert, do not forget to give a partner a pair of socks – this is
original and romantic.
�”Missed”
If a partner has hardly overcome a bad habit or only
going to quit smoking, to miss such a moment is unforgivable.
We go to a specialized gift shop. Exactly there
concentrated the most wonderful little things – ashtrays,
cigarette cases and lighters. However, you can go further – if a friend
let out that hates fishing, then why not make him happy
spinning? Or maybe he prefers a healthy lifestyle and not
accepts alcohol? Buy him a military flask or set of piles for
vodka. Information about phobias may also be useful.
Afraid of heights – get your adrenaline rush – free jump
with a parachute.
For her
Careful, flowers!
A great way to simultaneously demonstrate the absence
taste, memory and fantasy. For the most unfortunate bouquet to us
It will take three fading cloves wrapped in cellophane. Such
the composition will evoke persistent associations with complimentary attendance from
Social Security workers, and will be appreciated. However,
variations are possible – for example, most people have their own
unloved flowers, and the presence of pollen allergies can be
beautiful finale chord.
Teddy Freak
All these bear cubs are great. It is, however, take into account
that sentimental girls who might have such a gift
to the soul, still exist. But for those who love minimalism,
meticulously chooses not only each piece of furniture, but also strict
to the smallest detail, such a choice will be just right. The main thing,
make sure the freak is of the worst quality. Find the perfect
plush monster can be on the big ruins with markdowns. A little more
synthetics and hearts and less taste! You can play with the size.
A friend lives in a small studio or she was lucky to become the owner
one-room “Khrushchev”? Pick her a big beast, preferably
real size. You will demonstrate generosity and financial
consistency, bringing into the house of such a mammoth, and she tormented
over how to free up space for him – at the expense of the bed
or closet?
Universal Gifts
Gifts that are not only unsuccessful, but also offensive,
perfect for men and women. �”1001 diet”, deodorant
for legs and even a subscription for fitness, presented with a caring
kind of help hurt feelings bestowed. Things are easy – choose
the most vulnerable spot and hit it hurt more.
However, если обидеть партнера не удастся в связи с его
self-assurance and ponderability, you can just call it
irritation. This will require finding for him obviously
unsuitable things. The easiest way to search for such gifts in your own
household Perfectly cope with the role of the stimulus donated by someone
souvenirs. Don’t know where to put dusty magnets from a stranger
resort, it is not clear how the “woman on the kettle” that came to you or
mediocre landscape in a gilded frame? It’s time to pass the baton –
Let the new owner also breaks his head, thinking where
Attach a trinket.
Text: Vera Guler
