Fantasy virtual sculptor

Пт, 27 фев 2015 Автор: Людмила Кириллова

Sculptorsha … Somehow it doesn’t sound very, I agree, but clearly
points to gender. Sculptor – he, sculptor
– she, everything is logical! I wanted to, you know, feel like
the role of the ladies, in whose hands the tuberous material easily finds
forms, turning into a masterpiece. Do not suddenly wanted backstory
is available.

Contents

Rebel Ivanova *

* last name changed :)

A classmate is calling:

– heard the news? Ivanova is getting married again!

Oh how! My classmates and I almost bet on
eponymous social network, for how many days-months-years once again
Enough of our Ivanov. For the sixth time officially! How many without painting
it seems that the culprit of numerous bets is confused. Assures
what is now reinforced concrete: in sorrow-joy, health-sores, to
the end of the century.

But I was at her first wedding. Ah, not bad
picturesque village – the birthplace of the groom. Young bloomed and melted, with
aspiration shared plans, called a betrothed angel. Sustained
A rural idyll is a native townswoman exactly five days. It turned out that
you wash the clothes of the faithful fig from the solarium, the pigs stink,
mother-in-law swearing, roosters do not sleep …

The second husband charmed the complete opposite of the first.
Unrecognized (yet) genius, with a bunch of abstractions and alimony. Enough
Ivanov for three months – it took so much to realize that
She does not understand anything in the subtle soul of a hysterical spouse. Third to us
Liked: solid, business, but without raspaltsovki, with
money connections. The wedding was no longer present, but Ivanova is so
painted a loved one! .. It’s a pity, but again did not grow together. Fourth,
the fifth, now here is the sixth … And what do we, the women, lack? Why
Gorky petrel over the ocean of life rushing around, looking for
very-very? .. So I wanted to imagine what my
perfect men, give me the will to cook it out of spare parts.

I blinded him from …

No, I do not need what is, like Alyonushka Apina – the best for me
Give! So, would definitely be staffed with light brutality
Mikhail Porechenkov. Beauty, as we know, is not the main thing, but the attractive
figure a la Brad Pitt do not interfere. Well, remember how he is in “Three”
have been? Go ahead. The will to win would have taken from Alyosha Nemov, and in
Overall he is adorable! Sense of humor from Garik Martirosyan. In contrast
from his compatriot, Yevgeny Vaganovich, he does not have
banal jokes and stupid antics – improviser awesome.

:))

Loyalty would be borrowed from Nikolai Drozdov. Never a man
was seen in ambiguous situations. Respect! Business acumen from
any business tycoons – from the creator of Facebook to the owner of the coolest
automaker. Intellect from all the experts of the club “What? Where? When?”
put together. Devotion to the cause – from the guru of medicine Leonid Roshal.
Voice timbre from Igor Petrenko, no options. So what voice
You want to uboltat beauty! Sex appeal from David Beckham.
Velvet in a look from Mashkov. Stylishness from Vanechka Urgant, like
ability to behave in public. Expressiveness from his namesake
Okhlobystin. A smile from Pavel Bure, and a fade from Kharatyan. AT
freezer, he sleeps, or what?

Cutting off the excess

Now from the fact that one hundred percent will be superfluous in my superman
dreams. No hesitation in junk sugary pet exalted
ladies Stasik Mikhailov. I do not understand what it takes? Otherwise, how
general psychosis, I can not explain … Effeminate and pouty lips
Звезды-AT-Шоке тоже отметаем — я идеал леплю, а не пародию. Not
impressed by the self-love of Kirkorov and Baskov, although the latter,
it turns out, still funny. However, it is not yet ready, alas, to take
him for a little bit. I’m sorry, Kohl!

I understand that overweight in many cases is
due to problems in the hormonal system, but I don’t want to see
next to a waving lump. No names, thank you, not to such
degree i’m bitchy. Whims I leave at Marilyn Manson,
requiring a tour of a set of popcorn, candy and bald toothless
prostitutes Respect the talent of Sir Elton, but I am above a man
I sprinkle. A man in every sense. Ignore the rottenness of Dibrova,
increasing self-esteem at the expense of young companions of life.

Something like that … I looked around the “masterpiece” from all sides, to be honest,
The result is not impressed. If individually the advantages of each are
zest, then in a heap resemble vanilla mass without character and
Devilry. Sorry, dubious good not thirst. Let my
a man without Gibson’s eyelashes, Tarzan’s relief, and Leo’s dimpled dimples,
but real. Let with a lot of flaws, but then and I’m not a fairy from
marmalade. Yes, and the merits of my hero abound. What kind? But not
I will tell you not to covet!

Oh yes. Ivanova, happiness to you! I wish that the sixth spouse
turned out to be the ideal.

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