Sat, Feb 14, 2015
После пятницы 13-го наступает Saint’s day Valentine. If a
misfortune is not “hooked” on Friday, it will surely catch up with you in
saturday Nature has never been so cruel. So or about
so thinks most men on the eve of the holiday of all
lovers. This is for the beautiful half of February 14 – another reason
put on a new dress, buy half a ton of valentines and from the heart
indulge in romance. In men, everything is much more banal. Saint’s day
Valentine для них:
March eighth number two
So what: buy flowers, make breakfast, do not drink beer, in shorts
do not go around the house, go to a restaurant in the evening. Okay once a year in
women’s Day. You can suffer. But no – it is necessary and February 14
to suffer Why not celebrate on such a scale, for example, the day
biker? Ah, women? And what: beer, rock and roll, striptease (female,
Naturally) … What is not romance?
Additional expenses
And not just expenses, but COSTS. On this day arises
confidence that the feast of lovers and all the hysteria associated with it
– This is a global conspiracy of sellers and restaurateurs. Otherwise, how
logically explain why three stunted roses on a typical day can
buy for a few hundred, and on February 14, invisible arrows of cupid
pin to the price tag extra toe? And so in everything. It’s just
flowers won’t suit us: you need a gift, a surprise, a romantic
deed. For the money – minus the stash, minus going to the bar with friends,
minus one trip to car service (the second month you are going!).
The conspiracy is not otherwise.
Hike to the terrible “female” film
Cinematographers love this holiday as much as women. Sure to
release by February something boring, sugary. So this year
have to stand in line, hardly get tickets and courageously
endure the entire session, trying to quietly yawn. Or do not yawn
more than fifty times. By the number of shades.
The need to puzzle over a romantic surprise
As if a man is 15 years old. As if he has no 12-hour
work, gastritis and a broken car (there is no money for a car service –
spent on flowers!). So no: you need to throw off the usual
the image, along with the extra kilos, sit on a white horse and
put on the armor of a knight. Or lay out her name from the candles under the windows
houses. Or fill the bath with champagne. And all this – for the return
gift in the form of shaving foam and valentine. And none of the women
will offer a bath of beer or a romantic evening called “You
you play at the computer, and I go around in the kitchen all the time and keep quiet. “
Annoying Universal “Vanilla”
On the street and in supermarkets dazzled in the eyes of trade calculations with
stupid valentines and Chinese “romantic” consumer goods.
Sugary annoying sugary Cupids and pink-red range of gifts
and postcards. Angry couples who sincerely believe that kissing
this day on the street and interfere with passersby – the best way to spend
celebration. And still need to “build out of yourself” sugary lover
boy, although he does not look like him either externally (baldness and +25 kg), nor in
soul
But the most annoying is that on any other day of the year,
love and presented flowers are less valuable than in the imposed
holiday? It is better to let such days in the year be more. BUT
Valentine’s Day … Let’s leave it to teenagers. It is more convenient for them to express
your first feelings, giving shy shaking hands to each other
cards in the form of hearts. But we are adults, yes? .. Well,
gone, slamming the door. I went to the car wash.
