Mon, Dec 26, 2016
Oh, those men! What will not come up to achieve
or dry out of an icy shower. But we,
beautiful ladies, they are not bored, so that before believing in
the words of his betrothed must check – is it really all
the way he tells us. Or just turn everything
to your advantage. How to do it? Easy. So…
… if the husband refuses to help with the housework, referring to
усталость.
Never try to prove that you are working and
prefer to relax, but keep watch at the stove every time
when homemade ravioli is served with bechamel sauce.
Just make him an offer to ignore which he does not
enough willpower. For example, “you know, I’m here Vaska from the 125th
saw the apartment he watched you football tonight
invited. And after the husband jumps off the couch and comes in
guests, add “you will go home – lend a drill, otherwise the cornice
The second week is in the corner, so you hang it. ”
… if the husband is late returning from work, explaining it
all the way.
Also you should not do Gestapo physiognomy and carry out
Inquiry with filling in three forms for carbon paper. You are the same
the best wife in the world, which means caring and intelligent! So that
collect brakes and – straight to his office! Kohl doesn’t lie and
really works without a break, will be glad to have a tasty snack. AT
Otherwise, learn a lot of new things … and if you’re lucky, then
meet someone.
… if the husband offers to quit his job, because then you
can do only favorite things.
ATы, конечно же, понимаете, что муженек ратует за собственную
skin, and not for your nerves, it’s so nice to come in the evening in
a clean apartment, where the table is already laid and candles lit. It’s me
I exaggerate, but still. Where, then, will your financial
independence and diverse interests? But do not refuse immediately.
ATозьмите отпуск и проведите его, посвящая все время себе.
Sign up for shaping, Japanese language courses and the protection society
wild cats. Husband arranges such an order of affairs? Well,
quit, he really … loving you man.
… if the husband says he is going to a friend’s birthday party, but you
remember exactly that none of his friends have this day
holiday.
Celebrations are usually presented with gifts and greetings. Cake
and flowers are a unisex variant, but somewhat boring. Suggest
its help in choosing a true male presentation spinning,
a tie, cufflinks or something else from such a series. Husband in every way
insists that you’re disturbing him? Resists and tries to secretly
go to the lingerie department? Everything is clear, go to the banquet
with him and get acquainted with the birthday boy.
… if you find something in your husband’s pockets
a priori should not be and he says he has no idea where
come from.
Yes, do not worry you so. And speculate for a start, maybe
in the subway someone made a mistake in his pocket, instead of his in his thing stuck. BUT
that anything can happen. ATон в новостях рассказывали, что бомж в мусоре
a million “greens” found. So that, спокойствие и еще раз
calm It’s best not even to show your mind
awareness. Truth and so come out outside.
Well, finally –
… how to distinguish pretense if nothing suspicious
It happened.
ATсе тихо, мирно, и жизнь идет, как по маслу? So rejoice
it is necessary! No, you say, do you have any vague doubts? Then with
it needs to do something. And the most effective way is to catch a husband.
by surprise. He is only at the door, and you rush to him with a cry “I
ЗНBUTЮ ATСЕ!». ATысока вероятность, что действительно будете знать,
if he gets scared and lays out his sins, as in a confessional. ATот
Will it only make it any easier?
If you have to face a situation that is not
described, do not despair, but rather make your own
collection of tips to combat pretense. You look and come in handy
when.
Text: Matryona Barabanova
